Jack Wilshere

Mike Petchey gets the ball – or should that be the bull – rolling as this week's protagonist roars into Barcelona for the second leg Photograph: Photomontage

Brian Corcoran reckons it could get a bit messy for Messi at Camp Nou Photograph: Photomontage

'Arsène tried to keep his wonderboy under wraps,' parps Phil Ellis Photograph: Photomontage

'Jack passes on his wisdom to his team-mates,' chirrups Al Balmer Photograph: Photomontage

Jack also gets a bit nasty in Caroline and Christopher Huff's joint entry. Though why he's dressed as a woman we don't know Photograph: Photomontage

Doesn't Arsène Wenger make a fetching Princess Leia? This courtesy of Douglas Fenech Photograph: Photomontage

Alex Turnbull isn't so sure Jack will be able to cope when Cesc Fábregas inevitably jumps ship to Barça Photograph: Photomontage

'Is Wilshere best as a holding midfielder or being free to roam? Capello finds a way to accommodate both,' sniggers Steven Journeaux Photograph: Photomontage

'Jack Wilshere to inspire the golden generation of English talent to World Cup victory in 2014 ... oh wait.' This from Robert Riddell Photograph: Photomontage

Joe Reed is also predicting a troubled 2014 for our hero Photograph: Photomontage