ITV's football coverage

"Picture the scene," begins Tom Mitchell. OK. "It's Gary's birthday, he's out with Big Al, and they get wrecked and decide to sabotage ITV's coverage of the FA Cup." The crazy funsters Photograph: n/a

Looks like Steve's been tinkering with the Guardian's interactive chalkboard in Stuart Goodacre's world. ATTENTION SPOILER COMING UP! SKIP NEXT PICTURE IF YOU'RE STILL WATCHING THE SOPRANOS Photograph: n/a

"I can't help but think that ITV's coverage was inspired by another controversially abrupt TV ending," says Nick Sanders. It's too late for a spoiler warning now, isn't it? Photograph: n/a

"ITV bosses have always made crass attempts at subliminal advertising," giggles David Cattell Photograph: n/a

George's new job didn't go too well according to William Wilson Photograph: n/a

Clem Halpin has discovered footage of ITV's coverage of England's World Cup victory Photograph: n/a

Martin Myers reckons Andy Townsend's Tic Tacs truck arrived at exactly the wrong time Photograph: n/a

"ITV could do with some elementary reading," says Stephen Garman from beneath his deerstalker hat Photograph: n/a

Tom Nycz-Losi reckons ITV should do away with the football and just let the sponsors battle it out Photograph: n/a

"If it's tense entertainment you're after, try watching the Open University broadcasts in the wee hours," says Niel Butler, who has a BA (Hons) in watching paint dry Photograph: n/a

"An FA campaign for everyone to back," cackles Stuart Goodacre, who sent five entries in this week. Five! Photograph: n/a

"Furious Everton players are pictured piling on top of Michael Grade after his station misses their first FA Cup winning goal over Liverpool in 584 years," trumpets John Barry Photograph: n/a