Football fans around the world might have stopped what they were doing to watch the World Cup draw in the Kremlin, but they certainly didn’t stop posting their reactions to social media as it went on.
Vladimir Putin opened proceedings, not as was noted, to universal acclaim in the hall.
The audience reaction to Putin during the #WorldCupDraw is perfect. pic.twitter.com/3LW8PnoGEy
— Evan Weiss (@eaweiss) December 1, 2017
As is customary for Fifa draws, it took some time for proceedings to get going. Some summed up how all football fans feel about the showbiz factor that always goes into set-piece draws:
I'm totally watching this World Cup draw to see someone perform and sing on a stage.
— Josip (@jperkovic93) December 1, 2017
Said no one ever.
Bayern Munich’s social media manager was having fun, as ever.
Warten auf die WM-Auslosung... 😉 #WorldCupDraw pic.twitter.com/UiwgVgQyxp
— FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) December 1, 2017
One of the big questions for the watching audience was about what Diego Maradona had chosen to wear.
There's something of the Bond villain henchman look about Maradona today. pic.twitter.com/wYBaTcUWSY
— Flag Fen (@FlagFenRising) December 1, 2017
Maradona's come as Manny off Modern Family #worldcupdraw pic.twitter.com/bTK2h8936E
— Paul_Ed (@eddo75) December 1, 2017
And with Maradona drawing the teams from Pot 2 that included England, it was inevitable that people would mention that goal …
Diego Maradona being part of the draw, he can now legally handle the ball and still cause #England problems! #WorldCupDraw pic.twitter.com/AHkfyXYCNz
— David Rothwell (@DavidRothwell6) December 1, 2017
On stage Gary Lineker, who also scored in that 1986 World Cup quarter-final, couldn’t resist pointing out that Maradona had always been good with his hands. Lineker also noted that “it’s nice to have an Italian involved in the World Cup” when Fabio Cannavaro began drawing the teams from Pot 4. Italy failed to qualify for the finals for the first time since 1958.
Sir Gordon Banks’s choice of clothing, was also noticed, for a very different reason.
The great Sir Gordon Banks making the World Cup draw in a Stoke City tie.
— The Oatcake Fanzine (@oatcakescfc) December 1, 2017
As you do.
There were lots of graphical reactions from fans all round the world to the difficulties some nations were going to face in getting out of their groups. Mexico, in particular, face a tough start, opening their campaign against reigning world champions Germany.
Mexico right now #WorldCupDraw pic.twitter.com/Zp4isbkomd
— Johnny Futbol (@John_E_Futbol) December 1, 2017
Mexico 🇲🇽 vs Germany 🇩🇪 first game #WorldCupDraw pic.twitter.com/4i4LR1oSCv
— Jorge Maat Dávila (@JorgeMaat) December 1, 2017
Nigeria’s habit of drawing Argentina, they have done so in five out of the six World Cups the African nation have competed in, didn’t pass without comment.
ARGENTINA WORLD CUP 1994, 2002, 2010, 2014 AND NOW 2018. pic.twitter.com/2XuFRebBDb
— Oluwacloutinho (@Nigerianscamsss) December 1, 2017
And there was the inevitable reaction to Russia ending up not having the most difficult of groups, or much of a formidable opening task against Saudi Arabia.
This is pretty close to the weakest group that Russia could mathematically have drawn. They couldn't do much better if they'd tried to rig it. https://t.co/1mEG8kr69N
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) December 1, 2017
The political implications of the first match were not lost on some.
We thought City v Chelsea was the oil Derby up till now. Russia v Saudi Arabia at the World Cup is a whole different level of Oil Derby.
— Hesham Bilal-Hafiz (@hesham786) December 1, 2017
That opening match-up sparked some sass from the BBC Sport liveblogging team, which maybe didn’t quite fulfil the true spirit of impartiality expected from the national broadcaster:
Brilliant from @BBCSport #WorldCupDraw pic.twitter.com/DNwFa7SKrR
— Brad Chuck (@BradChuck) December 1, 2017
The BBC would certainly have been more interested in the opening game if one of the rehearsal draws tweeted out by Gary Lineker in advance had been repeated.
First full rehearsal of the @FIFAWorldCup draw has thrown up this beauty of an opening game 😳. pic.twitter.com/Rg6ogVDbCj
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 29, 2017
There was a lot of focus from British social media users on the presence of England’s 1986 Golden Boot winner Lineker as presenter.
Hope Gary starts the World Cup draw like it's Match of the Day: "We've got a bagful of nations to bring you today, 32 in all..."
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) December 1, 2017
Disgraced former Fifa president Sepp Blatter has, in recent years, asserted that Uefa used hot and cold balls in order to shape the outcomes of draws for its competitions. Lineker alluded to the conspiracy theory in a tweet days before the draw took place.
My balls are hot. 👍🏻 https://t.co/daNPGvuFHE
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 30, 2017
Of course, the former Everton and Wales goalkeeper Neville Southall had already had his say about Russia’s attitude to LGBT fans at the finals.
Would it be great if the English FA gave all World Cup tickets to LGBT community
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) November 30, 2017
Just to see all the Russian faces
Be great way to say f—k you to that wrestling lunatic putin and the homophobic shit they have going on
And you can always rely on the optimism of England fans about their tournament chances.
England have been drawn against a Hat but will still manage to some how lose... #WorldCupDraw #England ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/X4KmxdVLi1
— The Franklin 🗣 (@TheFranklin_) December 1, 2017