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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Jack Schofield

iTunes 5 -- a bad-mouthed anthropomorphisation

John Gruber's Daring Fireball blog retells the much-debated iTunes 5 user interface story in very amusing movie-style dialogue. [Warning: contains numerous obscenities.] Here's a taster:

Brushed Metal: I'm the bad-ass theme. I'm the one who flouts the Human Interface Guidelines.

Mike: This guy trashes the HIG the way Johnny Depp trashes a hotel room. He even sports a custom radius on his window corners. No other window on the system has a shape like this. It's wild. Just wait until the HIG zealots get a load of this guy.

Brushed Metal: I told you something was fucked up when the new version of Mail didn't go with me.

Mike: You've got a nice long-term deal with the Finder…

Brushed Metal: That two-timing piece of crap?

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