Oh, Lordy, Gordon Ramsay must be sick as a parrot now that his record for melting the bleep machine is being threatened by Joe Kinnear, the manager of Newcastle United.
But while there are some bleeped-out versions of the interview around, we thought it would be useful to recreate it, using the wonders of Applescript and Apple's built-in machine voices. So we've taken the transcript and done a quick-and-dirty (in all senses) audio of it. Please, cover your ears and listen. Take it away, Joe...
