Quote of the day: "Lindsay Lohan's people are saying the cocaine was not hers. She was wearing someone else's pants." ET Online
Second prize goes to: "Not only does [Lindsay's mother] Dina have to deal with Lindsay's crisis right now, but she also has to appear in court this Friday and Monday because she's in a custody battle for all four of her children." ET Online, increasingly the Seumas Heaney of cyberspace in its mastery of the subtleties of the multilayered English language.
Right, you can all return to work now.
