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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Technology
Bobbie Johnson, technology correspondent

It's just like 2000 never happened...

Down at Yahoo headquarters...

MAN IN COMBAT TROUSERS: Hey everybody! Pull on yer dancing shoes, and put that Spice Girls record on. Tonight we're gonna party like it's nine-teen-ninety nine...

WOMAN IN SHANIA TWAIN T-SHIRT: Dude, I'm in. I Kiss You!

MAN IN COMBAT TROUSERS starts dancing

CONFUSED ONLOOKER: Erm, what's with the '99 vintage behaviour, guys? Why are you doing this?

DANCING LOON: Why? Why? Because Yahoo's just spent a billion dollars on a Chinese web retail firm, that's why... Bring back the good old days!

ALL: Huzzah!

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