Down at Yahoo headquarters...
MAN IN COMBAT TROUSERS: Hey everybody! Pull on yer dancing shoes, and put that Spice Girls record on. Tonight we're gonna party like it's nine-teen-ninety nine...
WOMAN IN SHANIA TWAIN T-SHIRT: Dude, I'm in. I Kiss You!
MAN IN COMBAT TROUSERS starts dancing
CONFUSED ONLOOKER: Erm, what's with the '99 vintage behaviour, guys? Why are you doing this?
DANCING LOON: Why? Why? Because Yahoo's just spent a billion dollars on a Chinese web retail firm, that's why... Bring back the good old days!
ALL: Huzzah!