Bored of Matt Cardle and the anti-X Factor brigade, led by Cage Against The Machine, already? Fear not, because there is a third way this Christmas. The Independent reports that fans of Sir Cliff Richard, no less, are launching an online campaign to get the granny serenader to number one. All they have to do is download the single Little Town in time for the Christmas Day chart. Monkey can spot only one problem with that cunning plan – namely that Aunt Doris probably hasn't got the foggiest when it comes to those computer things. Plan B, Sir Cliff?
