Over at the San Francisco Chronicle, Mark Morford has written the column every male thought about when the iPod With Video was announced: Porn on the go.
This is the biggest selling point of all: infinite portability, combined with near-perfect privacy. It will be the businessman's friend. The traveler's dream. The college student's beloved late-night study pal. Take it camping. Take it to the office restroom. Watch it on awkward family vacations, in the airplane bathroom, in church. No longer are you saddled with a TV or PC. No longer must you fuss with DVDs and bulky porno-riffic gear. Rejoice.
Oh, do not mention screen size. Do not dare suggest that men will balk at watching hot sex on such a tiny display. It has been proved over 5 million years of intensive study that men can become aroused at sexual images the size of a speck of dust from 50 feet away. You know it's true.
