Dude, that was a bit of a curveball. Here I was, tapping away on my laptop when suddenly Jobs whipped a tiny little thing out of his trousers. Stop sniggering at the back, you lot... it was an iPod. The "iPod nano", to be precise.
Not much time to tell you what we're being shown right now, but here are the vital stats as I get them:
- iPod Nano - 4GB or 2GB models - price not yet confirmed for UK (remember, this is coming live from the US) - credit card shape and size - it looks a lot like the iPod Shuffle with a colour screen - weighs 42g - "it's impossibly small," says Jobs
They've just brought Kanye West on for a bit of celeb power... and I'm sure he just said some rather naughty words about things he might want to do to the police. I doubt that fits with Apple's somewhat clean-cut, evangelical image.