Here is a wedding to which Lost in Showbiz very much hopes to be invited. Simon Fuller, who invented the Spice Girls, is getting married. Because he invented the Spice Girls, rather than taking one day like normal people's weddings, it is going to take three days. And rather than having his friends there, he is going to have Claudia Schiffer, Leona Lewis, David Beckham and The Spice Girls.
Wouldn't it be great if he asked the Gals to be his bridesmaids. There could be an enormous argument about the order in which they should walk down the aisle - and Victoria would probably end up being allowed to go down before the bride.
In fact, would you want the Beckhams at your wedding? Considering they use every outing as an opportunity to PR their brand, it would get a bit tiresome having them there - posing with their own 24 carat confetti, Brooklyn and co dressed up as little pages, Posh in a magnificent tiara. But then as Fuller is indirectly responsible for Posh, perhaps he deserves it.
Interesting to see if Simon Cowell turns up. They have history.
