X (formerly Twitter) may be the go-to stage for celebrities, politicians, and meme connoisseurs, but none of them shine quite like Myrna Tellingheusen.
Myrna is the internet’s sharp-tongued grandma—the kind you’d expect to see at church on Sunday, side-eyeing everyone’s outfits with brutal honesty. Since 2015, she’s been blessing timelines with pearls of wisdom, witty observations, and just the right amount of sass. More dramatic than any soap opera and funnier than gossip at bingo night, her posts never disappoint.
Scroll down to enjoy some of her best ones.
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