Spheres. Greenwich Observatory.
How appropriate.
Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty
Following a hilariously self-effacing advisory which informed the media that the Spice Girls (wallow in nostalgia here) wished to "make an official announcement to the world" - put down your weapons, Gaza, and prepare to refamiliarise yourself with the lyrics of Mama! - the ladies went one better today by unveiling their reunion at Greenwich Observatory, in a move expected to confirm earthlings as the laughing stock of the universe.
Although the pound signs have been digitally removed from the girls' eyeballs in the picture below, the 25 date world tour is expected to net each of them in the region of £10 million, the magic number at which five independent businesswomen become willing to dust down their infantile nicknames and give each other bulimia again.
