In pictures: The Osbourne family auction

Sadly you can't bid for either Osbourne's dazzling dental work Photograph: Toby Canham/Getty

His and hers: Ozzy's Bentley Continental Flying Spur and Sharon's Oldsmobile Futuramic 88 Club Coupe (previous owner: Danielle Steele) Photograph: Stewart Cook/Rex Features

Don't want to splash out on a new addition to your garage? No problem. How about two pairs of broken glasses, a Los Angeles Angels rally monkey, a skull painting or a plastic table lamp in the shape of a guitar? Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

Gold records for Wisconsin Death Trip and America's Least Wanted hang next to an Ozzy Osbourne blanket. A rock blanket. Of darkness Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

A bronze statue of a winged lady in front of a 17th/18th century painting of Lot and his family fleeing Sodom. Just the thing for Nan's stocking this Christmas Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

Embroidered jackets from An Evening at Home With the Osbournes Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

Some of Kelly Osbourne's collection of Barbie dolls, including (front) one dressed as Marilyn Monroe. A key inspiration, no doubt, to rock's 'Prince of Darkness' Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

An autographed Zakk Wylde Gibson Epiphone guitar. In orange (and black, natch) Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP

The pick of the lot(s): matching Ozzy and Sharon boxing shorts. Expect bidding to be brisk, but then again, how to put a price on such offerings? Photograph: Reed Saxon/AP