In ego veritas

Surprisingly, perhaps, it's not too late to announce your parliamentary candidacy - the deadline is April 19 - though you will have to settle for one of the minor parties. Veritas is still looking for candidates. As you would expect from a party led by the politically promiscuous Robert Kilroy-Silk, the application form has plenty of space in which to list the political organisations a would-be candidate might have dabbled in before discovering the Way of the Truth. Applicants might want to think particularly carefully about the psychometric section: "[Delete as appropriate] 1. I like being in charge. Tend to agree / Tend to disagree. 2. I expect credit for my ideas. Tend to agree / Tend to disagree. 3. Playing by the rules is more important than winning. ... 4. I am a good listener ..."