Greetings friends!
Apologies for absence but it's very hard to blog when one is perching on the front row next to Anna Wintour, you know. Woodward and Bernstein, eat your goddamn hearts out.
Anyway, I bring you most exciting news! Even more exciting than a boxset of Denise Richards' reality TV show!
Today is a high holy day for it is Henry Conway's birthday, I repeat, it is Henry Conway's birthday.
Basically it's like Christmas but, like, more so. Did Jesus ever pose in a corset in Tatler? Or write a book about knitting? Or throw parties titled "Fuck me, I'm famous"? I don't fucking think so.
So anyway, I decres we all take the rest of the day off to give this moment the sacred observance it is due
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