ICE was already an extremely evil organization, but in 2025 they’ve really upped their game when it comes to jaw-dropping acts of villainy. With Donald Trump in the White House and Kristi “fascist Barbie” Noem running the show, they’ve been let off the leash to do whatever they want to whoever they want.
Poorly trained, absurdly aggressive, and barely educated ICE goons are now a familiar sight both on the streets and online, with social media festooned with videos of their lethal combo of cruelty and incompetence. But, if this new report from Popular Information is anything to go by, we ain’t seen nothing yet.
Records from the Federal Procurement Data System indicate that ICE spending on weapons has increased 700% compared to 2024. On the face of it, that’s hardly surprising – their numbers have been boosted by chuds eager to get a badge so they can get away with stomping some faces into the curb. Those recruits need guns, so increased weapons spending makes sense.
But what’s both intriguing and also incredibly terrifying is that ICE isn’t stopping at firearms, but also purchasing “chemical weapons”, “guided missile warheads and explosive components.”
ICE is buying "guided missile warheads"?
— Dave, Aspiring Peasant (@aspiringpeasant) October 20, 2025
Jesus Christ we are not going to like what comes next. https://t.co/qCs9SaWj2A
Skeptical? Well, check it out for yourself. Here’s the link, which shows that on Sept 19, 2025, ICE purchased $61,218.82 worth of “guided missile warheads and explosive components” from Quantico Tactical Incorporated.
What do they need missiles for?!
All of which means there’s one burning question we have: why does ICE need guided missiles? That’s a question we can’t answer, though the more conspiracy-minded might conclude that Trump and his cronies would like to level them up into his personal army for future use. After all, there are only so many people in the country illegally, so what do you do with all these guys when they’ve run out of targets?
We can only hope that this order might be mislabelled. The only application we can think ICE would have for explosives is for breaching doors, and even then, that’d be overkill for immigration agents. Plus, given that a single guided missile warhead (e.g., a Javelin or Stinger) costs around $40-$60k, at least they’re not buying that many.
Even so, we live in disquieting times. ICE effectively has the freedom to do whatever they want to anyone they want, citizen or not. If they begin to stock up on military ordinance, who’s going to turn down their budget requests? Kristi Noem? Fat chance.
