OMM nipped over to Ibiza for one night only for the Pushca and Dirty Diamonds bash. It's the only party either club promoter is throwing in Ibiza this year, and we were promised the event of the summer, with A-list celebs, the cream of the island's glamour crowd and 'camels imported from India'.
The venue was top secret and we were only told to meet in a deserted car park, from where we would be directed. Ah, it took us older heads right back to the Orbital raves of our youth. When we arrived the venue was a pretty stunning villa, set in lush grounds with a pool, which revellers were given the run of.
Traditional Indian dancers, naked fire-eaters, and hordes of scantily-clad glamourpusses circulated. We were going to point out it was a little cruel to import camels from India for a party, but the camels never materialised. Nor did the A-list celebs, come to that, but there was plenty of Ibiza faces and, er, the bloke who plays Martin Fowler on the telly, who was still going strong at 8am, and very nearly persuaded us to continue partying at Space the following morning.
