Bigger or smaller in scale and absurdity, mistakes are often inevitable. They can happen anywhere: at home, in school, or, of course, at work, usually making for one unfortunate—or funny if you’re just a spectator—story.
Stories about mistakes at work, some funnier than others, were recently shared on the ‘Ask Reddit’ subreddit, where the user ‘Midtown-Fur’ asked people to share the dumbest instances of workplace blunders. Covering all sorts of situations, from unexpected to so cringy it hurts, they add up to one colorful collection of mishaps, so if you’re curious to see what they entail, wait no longer and scroll down to find netizens’ answers on the list below.
Upon scrolling down, you will also find Bored Panda’s interviews with the OP themself, as well as the Professor of Psychology at the University of Massachusetts Boston, Dr. Lizabeth Roemer, who were kind enough to answer a few of our questions on making mistakes.
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This one makes me laugh when I think about it:
I was sixteen pushing grocery carts outside a grocery store. “Lot attendant” was my title, and my job was to make sure chaos didn’t break out in the parking lot. But I also had some other duties, like taking out trash, emptying ashtrays, and doing a few other little odd jobs around the store. One day a woman taps me on the shoulder in the store and says “I’m sorry, but my kid just threw up over that display.” She points at this display of Entenmann’s snack cake that was freestanding in between some aisles. And I can see that this toddler had clearly projectile vomited all over it. There was some on most of the boxes. And I think “I’ll handle this.”
So I scoop up all the boxes, take them out to the dumpster, and throw them all away. And as I’m dusting my hands off and congratulating myself on being so helpful, a manager was like “what did you just do?” And I said “I cleaned up a big mess, a kid threw up on everything.” And he said “yea but you can’t just throw a whole display away. There’s a process. Inventory. We have to report these losses.” I said “I push shopping carts man. I don’t know anything about any of that.” And he let out a long sigh and said, “this isn’t going to be fun for either of us.”
Then he lowered me by my ankles back into the dumpster and I had to fish out all the snack cake boxes covered in child vomit and then learn how to scan them through some kind of computer. And in case you’re wondering, I haven’t eaten an Entenmanns snack cake since.
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In a recent interview with Bored Panda, ‘Midtown-Fur’—the user responsible for starting the thread—shared that they have previously delved into online content on a similar topic, which awoke their curiosity. “I wondered… does ‘Ask Reddit’ have any stories like that?” they said.
And clearly, it does. The redditor admitted being quite surprised by the netizens’ stories, which they found quite amusing, too; especially the one where a person hit a lamppost with a truck. Well… happens to the best of us, doesn’t it?
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“My personal work stories aren't anywhere near as funny,” ‘Midtown-Fur’ admitted. “But I once heard from someone in my family that someone they knew had something stolen from them at a restaurant or building and they walked in shouting ‘The colored girl stole it.’ They walked in, and everyone was a person of color. They said that they wanted to die upon walking in.”
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Cut grass on a z-turn for like an hour before I realized I forgot to turn the blades on.
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Discussing the role mistakes play in our lives, the Professor of Psychology at the University of Massachusetts Boston, Dr. Lizabeth Roemer, pointed out that we often feel like we shouldn’t make them ever, but in reality, mistakes are a natural part of life and part of the learning process.
“We can put effort into our work and try to minimize mistakes, but we will still inevitably make some. By learning to respond to our mistakes as opportunities to learn, we can reduce the additional difficulties that can arise from avoidance and withdrawal and instead become a person who responds gracefully and effectively to our mistakes. In this way, mistakes can ultimately play a positive, rather than a negative role in our lives,” she explained.
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I'm an assistant. My second week on the job I took my boss's $2000 personal computer to get repaired. When I was bringing it back to his house, I dropped it and cracked the screen.
Thank God it was a small crack and my boss is the chillest person on the planet, I genuinely thought I was going to get fired but instead he just happily started using it again and said it was no big deal since it still worked.
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At 17, mistaking HR for a reasonable ear for my Manager being a total a**hat and bully. HR is not there to protect you it's there to protect the company.
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According to the expert, the emotions that typically accompany making a mistake are rather negative, so it’s no wonder that individuals feel like they shouldn’t be making them. “People often experience anxiety, stress, and shame when they make mistakes, often connected to experiences of being scolded or punished when making them in the past,” she noted.
“A natural reaction to these emotions is to avoid or withdraw from the situation, which can be particularly problematic in a work situation, and will likely worsen the impact of the mistake. It can also lead to self-criticism and self-consciousness, and reduced confidence at work.”
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We were in an all-hands meeting over Zoom. Small company, ~90 employees. Had just hired 6 new people, mostly remote. CEO ended the meeting by opening it up to questions. I wanted to sound welcoming to the new employees but I didn't want to turn on my mic, so I typed in the chat, "where are all the new employees located?", immediately hit send. Except I didn't type "new". I accidentally hit J on the keyboard instead of N. And I didn't proofread before sending. So I asked the entire company where the Jew employees are located. IMMEDIATELY followed up with "new* omg I'm so sorry" and my CEO played it in stride like a pro. Best part - one of the Jewish employees Slacked me after the meeting to tell me where he was located.
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One of my first jobs in 1989, I was doing typesetting and artwork and did a menu for a restaurant round the corner. I did the Wine List on the back page and accidentally typed 'Whine List', the spell checker didn't pick it up and no one else picked up on it until two weeks later when the owner brought them back saying: "Oi, look what you did!".
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Talking about the best ways to cope with the negative emotions that follow making a mistake, Dr. Roemer suggested practicing mindfulness. “Instead of withdrawing, a more effective response is to notice how you're feeling (in other words, be mindful), practice compassion for yourself, and actively respond to what happened. This might include acknowledging the error and also taking actions to address it.
“Recognizing that everyone makes mistakes for many different reasons is one way of creating a healthy workplace in which everyone's humanity is recognized, and everyone can learn and grow together. A simple and honest apology is sometimes useful, followed by efforts to address the error and move forward as a team.”
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Worked in a mental hospital as a janitor. Been there for about a week when someone said I needed to clean a part I've never cleaned. It was a wing that had a security desk, and locked door. Halfway though mopping the floor the entire place locks down because one of the violent patients got out since I didn't know I had to lock the door, and the security guy was out to lunch. That ward was an isolation Ward for violent people who were there on court order or sentenced there. Thankfully the guy who got out just went to the day room, and turned on the TV. When the nurses said he had to go back he did.
The janitor that did that ward was off sick, and I've never even been to that side of the hospital before. Wasn't told of any special rules or anything.
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I am personally responsible for a US Navy warship losing all power and going completely dark in the middle of the night, in the middle of the pacific ocean, for almost a half hour.
I also am responsible for flipping a switch that resulted in a mass murder of fish large enough that the local media covered the event and postulated on the possible causes.
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A 3d sensor we make slipped from my hands... dropped on the floor. i felt so f*****g bad ...we sell those for 100k :| (nothing broke ! we just had to fix the laser and camera alignements)
We have a tradition now, if you drop a sensor, your name will be written on the floor where the hole left in the floor is (they make a nice mark in the flooring material).
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I accidentally deleted the entire project directory for my company thinking i was deleting a folder called proposals. We lost about 2/3 of the directory before i was able to cancel the deletion. The data was gone as the folder was too big to fit in the trashcan so it was permanently deleting files as it went along.
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I renamed all customers last names to the same last name. I don't remember why I was doing an update, but forgot to include the where clause. Thankfully i had a way to restore them, but that sucked.
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