Well *fans self* it is getting quite emosh, as in Dave came back from the palace I’m like God has it been five years it seems only yesterday you first went round, he’s like God I KNOW, she is a different person, back then she was like, so nervous and shy and now, totes non swank, it is so touching to see how she has literally blossomed, when I said well I suppose this might be the last time we ever talk about my long term economic plan your royal highness, she literally could not stop purring? I’m like, aw bless, that is srsly presh, you must be so proud of her babes?
Dave’s like, tbh babes, I think she has got a tad pushy, I was like, finally ma’am, I will never be able to thank you enough for all your sublimely invaluable guidance with which I, in all humility, hope soon to be further honoured, although that decision must naturally rest with your subjects, she’s like, how amusing, the last person to say that to me was John Major? I’m like haha, well of course, drawing a veil over the difficulties we might associate with an alumnus of “Rutlish” school he was not up against a completely embarrassing Hampstead socialist like Miliband your majesty? She’s like, free election life hack, Dave? I’m like, be it according to your wish your serene graciousness, she’s like, less of the personal attacks dude, you’re welcome.
So we’re like, what do you think Nancy, she’s like, man, she’s the Queen FGS, what does she know about anything now get outside Daddy & kick me some more Miliband ass, yay the Conservatives, btw today’s line is, Labour would cost every family £3k? Dave’s like, gosh darling are you sure, that sounds an awful lot, Nancy’s like, your choice, am I in this campaign or not, & one more thing, Grant Shapps? Dave’s like, OMG I know, soz Nancy, enough Shapps already, she’s like, u wot m8, the Shappster is pure election gold, tell Craig I want to see much, much more, another thing Daddy, don’t forget to say you’re creating 10,000 jobs a day? Dave’s like, wow, are you SURE, that sounds an awful lot, she’s like, trust me m8, yolo :)))
