And so to a new Lost in Showbiz series, in which we will aim to pinpoint the most elaborately pointless use of a celebrity in a Christmas-based capacity that our fame-narcotized culture can provide.
I should like to get the ball rolling with a feature in the current issue of Reveal magazine - in which Steven Gerrard's wife Alex Curran explains how to make Christmas lunch.
In the name of sanity, why?
It becomes no clearer in the front page letter from the editor, in which this Michael (he doesn't seem to have a surname) says: "This year I'm going to have a go at following Alex's turkey recipe..."
But WHY, Michael? Are you unwell? Inquiring minds want to know.
