Spinoffs from reality shows are nothing new – witness the money-spinning tours performed by stars from The X Factor and Strictly Come Dancing. But an I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! nationwide tour? Who by – the bugs and a coachload of kangaroo testicles? Not exactly. Former contestants Lembit Opik and Gillian McKeith ramped up expectations of a theatre tour when they were spotted out for a meal at the weekend. "I think Gillian is a lovely woman. Going on tour would be a great idea," said Opik. So not a load of balls at all.