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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Benjamin Lee

'I don't suppose they have fax machines on elephants': match the bad line to the superhero movie - quiz

Litter ... Halle Berry as Catwoman.
Litter ... Halle Berry as Catwoman. Photograph: Doane Gregory
  1. "Even the entire cast of E.R. couldn't put you back together again"

    1. Spawn

    2. Deadpool

    3. Mystery Men

    4. Ghost Rider

  2. "I don't suppose they have fax machines on elephants!"

    1. X-Men: The Last Stand

    2. Zoom

    3. The Crow: Salvation

    4. Batman & Robin

  3. "Every man dreams he'll meet a woman he can give the world to. In my case, that's not just a metaphor"

    1. Watchmen

    2. The Shadow

    3. Fantastic Four (2005)

    4. Batman Forever

  4. "I'm blind, and I see more than any of you, because I don't look"

    1. Superman II

    2. The Wolverine

    3. Superman Returns

    4. Elektra

  5. "I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree"

    1. Superman IV

    2. Hulk

    3. Thor

    4. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

  6. "Muggers don't usually wear rose oil or high heels ... at least, this far from Chelsea"

    1. Daredevil

    2. The Spirit

    3. Spider-Man 3

    4. Howard the Duck

  7. "I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers"

    1. Tank Girl

    2. Punisher: War Zone

    3. The Phantom

    4. Superman III

  8. "Think of the child as a sort of computer. You know computers, right?"

    1. Man of Steel

    2. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

    3. The Amazing Spider-Man

    4. Defendor

  9. "Well, I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs!"

    1. Chronicle

    2. The Green Hornet

    3. Kick-Ass

    4. Steel

  10. "If I had your skin problems, I'd stop bothering people, put a bag over my head and go live under a bridge"

    1. Supergirl

    2. Batman Returns

    3. The Incredible Hulk

    4. Fantastic Four (2015)

Solutions

1:A, 2:D, 3:C, 4:D, 5:A, 6:A, 7:D, 8:B, 9:D, 10:A

Scores

  1. 7 and above.

    Fantastic (Four)

  2. 0 and above.

    Superlame

  3. 4 and above.

    Drat, man

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