If you don’t know your partner’s zodiac sign, are you even a proper couple? At the very core of every relationship is compatibility—but if you believe in star signs, you don’t need to leave it to chance.
According to her bio, TikToker and astrology expert Astrologically Yours has been studying the stars for over fifteen years.
Not only that, but she has also dated a man of each star sign. So, there’s no one better placed to tell you the best and worst of the bunch.
Which signs are the worst?
She started the video, which has amassed 218,200 views, with the worst one: Cancer.
“They are so feminine that I genuinely think they are threatened by women’s femininity,” she said. “They sulk when they don’t get their way. They drive really, really slow in the fast lane. And then, when you’re like, ‘Hey, you need to get over this, is the fast lane.’ They’re like, ‘Everyone else can adjust. Like, they can pass me.” She says that Cancer men also exhibit “neurotic” and controlling behaviors like telling you what to wear.
Second from the bottom is Virgo men due to their Madonna Complex and tendency to ghost. “I’ve only been ghosted twice in my entire life and both of those times were from a Virgo man,” she said.
Next up is Pisces men, who she claims tend to be alcoholics with poor money management. “They have this way of making you feel responsible for the fact that they don’t manage their life well,” she noted.
As for Leo men, the TikToker dubbed them “arrogant” and “pretentious.” Not only do they monopolize the conversation—they also expect women to fawn over them, she explained.
Which signs are in the middle?
Libra men “tend to be really flirty and charming,” the user added. “It reaches a point where it’s like, ‘OK, are you like this with me, or are you just like this with everybody?’ It usually tends to be the latter.”
The problem with Capricorns, who are next up, is that they’re just too perfect, to the point that “there’s something weird lurking beneath the surface,” the TikToker opines.
While Geminis are “good storytellers” and “entertaining” to talk to, Astrologically Yours thinks that they give little brother vibes.
“In fifth place, we have Aries,” she continued. “Charm kind of works for me. I resent the fact that it does, but I can’t help it. I also just kind of assume that they are all layers, so I don’t take them all too seriously. I just enjoy them.”
Sagittariuses are in fourth place on account of being “wild boys.”
The TikToker added: “It’s like being with someone from the other side of the tracks, and you’re kind of embarrassed to be seen with them in public, but that makes it all the more like ‘Whew, steamy,’ you know?”
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Which signs are the best?
Going for bronze is Scorpio men, which Astrologically Yours classes as her “kryptonite.”
“They’re very attractive,” she said. “They tend to be packing, because that’s the part of the body they rule over. But they know it, like they withhold. They play games because they know how much you’re into them, and they use it to their advantage.”
Taurus men, who cinch second place, are the “ultimate daddy,” according to the TikToker. “They love crazy, and I am crazy. So, there’s a natural attraction here. There’s a natural affection that I have. They’ll cook for you, they’ll massage you, like they’re so into the more primitive, primal parts of, like, romance and dating. I really appreciate that.”
So, that leaves Aquarius men in first place. “I married an Aquarius,” she revealed. “I love Aquarius men. They’re super chill. They’re very non-judgmental. I mean, look, they’re super neurotic underneath it all, but they’re so real and they really appreciate authenticity. So it doesn’t really matter like who you are. If they love you, they love you. You don’t have to put on airs. You don’t have to be any type of way. As long as you’re authentic, they recognize that. And I just, every Aquarius man I’ve ever met, I’m like, ‘Wow, you are so fascinating.’ And I just adore you.”
The TikToker didn’t immediately respond to The Mary Sue’s request for comment via email and TikTok comment.
Commenters were at odds
In the comments, there was a clear divide: those who agreed with the creator and those who didn’t.
“As an Aries woman, hearing Cancer, Virgo, and Pisces men as the bottom 3 made me smile,” one wrote. “My mortal enemies.”
While another shared, “After dating all the signs I too found the love of my life in an Aquarius man. I’m an Aries woman.”
A third admitted that this video was “painfully accurate,” while a fourth said that they experienced this pain firsthand. “I’m a Gemini man and the amount of times someone I’m interested in has said I’m like a little brother to them is insane,” they explained.
On the other side were those who were wholly against these rankings.
“My jaw dropped at the beginning,” a fifth said. “The only high quality men I’ve met are Cancers, so much so I refuse to date any other sign at this point.”
“Oh but my Pisces man is the most selfless human being I’ve ever met,” a sixth commenter wrote.
While a seventh argued that “you can’t really judge anyone based on their sun alone,” and an eighth pointed out that “you yourself have a natal chart and therefore not compatible with all 12 signs.”
What are the worst zodiac signs to have in your Big Three?
Recently, astrologer Jayuranus (@yotashabou) went viral for sharing his own observations — only this time, it was about the worst combinations one could have in their Big Three.
For the uninitiated, the Big Three refers to a person’s Celestial Trio, which consists of their Sun, Moon, and Rising star signs. For believers of astrology, your Sun is your conscious self, your Moon is your subconscious, and your Rising is more abstract. It refers to the aura you emit.
In turn, according to Jayuranus, the worst combos to have in your Celestial Trio are as follows: Gemini and Capricorn, Sagittarius and Scorpio, Aquarius and Virgo, Aries and Cancer and Libra and Pisces.
While Gemini and Capricorn combos were described as “the devil that had a couple of margaritas,” he also called out Sagittarius and Scorpio combos for infidelity, Aquarius and Virgo combos for being emotionless, Aries and Cancer combos for being a “ticking time bomb,” and Libras and Pisces who are your run-of-the-mill “manipulators and gaslighters.”
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