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Hyde and cheek

The Indy's Pandora notes that Guardian columnist Marina Hyde is taking a little heat from Lily Allen after mocking a press release that described the popstrel as "the Wordsworth of the MySpace generation". Hyde plucked the following Allen lyric from her repertoire: "Now I lie here in the wet patch of my bed / I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by / I've spent ages giving head."

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