Made in Chelsea is in crisis. No, there isn't a Chelsea-wide Pimms shortage, but it does seem that some of the "stars" are mistaking poncing around in awkward and contrived situations for thespian ability. So, the Sun reports, Hugo "ridiculous quiff" Taylor – AKA Spencer's not-as-cool-as-he-thinks-he-is-mate – is leaving the show to "pursue an acting career" in the US. That old chestnut. "It's a big gamble," says Taylor, rather understating the task ahead to Now Magazine. "But I think I have outgrown the show. I started thinking I needed to do something credible." What, like get a job? You can file this one in the "likely to be having ideas above their station" category.
