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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Roy Greenslade

How reporters can reach an early climax

Peter Sands, doyen of journalist educators, recalls wonderful advice about news story intros received as a trainee on the Shields Weekly News.

His "47 words of English graduate prose" were subbed down to 16 words by his editor, Robin Thompson, who then commented:

"Remember Peter, this is newspapers - the only walk of life where the orgasm comes first."

Source: Sands Media Services

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