How do you survive a grizzly bear attack (or any other wild animal)?

Now just insert arm … grizzly bear. Photograph: Corbis

I’ve just read about a hunter who escaped the clutches of a grizzly bear by shoving his arm down its throat. Any more unlikely ways of surviving an attack by a wild animal?

Geoff Young, Birmingham

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