Hollywood extraordinarily renders Mel Gibson and Britney Spears to Central America

BREAKING: Mel Gibson and Britney Spears have gone to Costa Rica for the weekend! On a private big silver bird! Also in attendance: Britney's father, and Mel's wife! Details remain sketchy - one assumes that pastoral care provider Mel has organised some kind of therapy off-site trip for his new friend - but it's all set to unfold over the next couple of days, so when Lost in Showbiz knows more, so will you. And really, what better reason could there be to rendezvous back here at 0800 hours on Monday. Or, more accurately, 0900 hours. Or, most accurately, 0-when-I'm-good-and-frickin'-ready-00 hours. Can you even IMAGINE the strength the man who owns Malibu and the woman who owns... well, at least a Malibu Stacey will be drawing from each other? As I say, consider the official status of this one to be DEVELOPING.