I’m always amazed with how early brands start rolling out their Christmas ranges. And this year, sexual wellness brand Lovehoney is getting their foot in the door well and truly before the rest, launching their Christmas advent calendars four months before the man in the big red suit spoils us with presents on Christmas Day.
That’s right, Christmas has come early! And it’s coming in hot.
Thinking Lovehoney’s lost the plot and is getting carried away? Think again.
Last year, Lovehoney’s Advent calendars flew off the shelves, averaging 77 calendars sold each day. There was a 24-day advent calendar and a 12-day advent calendar, and both sold out within 12 weeks of the launch. So this year, they’re giving you hornbags ample opportunity to get your mitts on one before the festivities kick off on December 1st.
The brand has also expanded their range, so there’s now five calendars. There’s three 24-day specials and two 12-day calendars, so you can pick depending on how wild you plan on getting during silly season.
And let me tell you, there’s a calendar for everyone. Wanna spice things up with your partner? There’s a couple’s advent calendar for that! Wanna score some bougie toys for almost a third of the price? There’s an advent calendar for that! Want to try some new things solo? There’s an advent calendar for that! You get the point.
The cheapest advent calendar is priced at an affordable $139, with the bougiest of them all costing $450 (with a retail value of $1282.75). You can save up to 69 per cent (teehee) of the total value inside, depending on which calendar you snag.
Wanna take it deeper and find out what’s up for grabs? Read on!
Lovehoney Enjoy Advent Calendar 2025 (24 Days)
This advent calendar is the newest to the Lovehoney’s assortment of horny gifts. It contains 24 days-worth of toys, games and accessories for both solo explorers and adventurous couples, including the Womanizer Mini 2. As for the rest? We’re not going to spoil it! You’ll have to take each day as it cums if you wanna find out.
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Lovehoney X Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple’s Advent Calendar 2025 (24 Day)
The Lovehoney X Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple’s 24 Day Advent Calendar may just be Lovehoney’s most kinky advent calendar yet. It’s filled with toys that’ll bring the both of you equal amounts of pleasure, from remote control vibrators to accessories designed to bring you closer together (literally and figuratively).
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Womanizer X We-Vibe X Arcwave Luxury Advent Calendar 2025 (24 Day)
This is the sex toy advent calendar to trump all sex toy advent calendars. It’s the most expensive of the collection, and for good reason. Filled with toys galore from brands including womanizer, We-Vibe and Arcwave, it has presents that’ll satisfy penises and vulvas alike.
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Lovehoney X We-Vibe Romance Advent Calendar 2025 (12 Day)
Don’t know if you’re up for a full 24 days of mazzin’? You can space this 12-day advent calendar out in the lead up to Christmas, or smash it all out in the first 12 days — it’s your choice.
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Lovehoney Indulge Advent Calendar 2025 (12 Day)
It may be half the size of the 24-day advent calendars, but that doesn’t make it any less special. The Lovehoney Indulge Advent Calendar contains 12 Lovehoney-branded toys and accessories that’ll give you some relaxation and release during the silly season chaos.
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While you’ve got plenty of time til Christmas, I wouldn’t sleep on this. If you’ve got your eye on one of these advent calendars, get in early before you miss out. You can shop the Lovehoney Advent Calendar range here.
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