post-flush perfume drops
No. 2’s post-flush perfume drops
decent-looking recyclable glass bottle
it looks far better
No.2’s poo drops
100ml for $29 and 60ml for $19
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It comes from a brand that’s aptly dubbed No.2 (hehe), creating Aussie-made that aim to keep whatever shreds of dignity you have left intact. are an oil-based formula of drops that are designed to be plopped into the loo after you release the timber. Within 30 seconds, you can expect your poo-poo’s stank to be overtaken by the delightful tones of mandarin, orange, geranium, bergamot and… lemon myrtle. Give a whole new meaning to Moaning Myrtle for me, but moving on.
What’s really good is that it comes in a that doesn’t scream, “I’m going to shit at your house later” if you carry it around with you. Even if you’re just using it at home, than those rogue supermarket brands while sitting cute next to the toilet paper basket.
are alcohol-based, meaning it sinks, but the oil blend rises, and it’s vegan and cruelty-free – peace of mind really is vital when letting something quite literally slip between the cracks. The bottles can also be refilled, which is essential. It’s available in . Cop a discount using .
Whether it’s for you or a wink-wink, nudge-nudge pressie to a friend – plenty of people could benefit from fragrant shits.
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