Henry Conway

Hello? Picture editor? Some mistake. I wanted Henry Conway pictures, not Simon LeBon.

Photograph: Ian Nicholson/PA

The Conway's Christmas card. It's like a little touch of Dallas in Westminster, isn't it? Side partings are clearly de rigeur chez Conway, though strictly aspirational on the part of Conway senior Photograph: Public domain

Get cape, wear cape, shop Photograph: Roger Taylor

We think the following quote from this Telegraph feature says it best:

"Conway buys three or four key designer pieces a year, and mixes his Gucci up with frequent purchases from Gap. 'I can't afford to buy a £2,000 suit - at the moment I stick to £500 jackets - but when I can, I will'."

Wonder if daddy was reading? Photograph: Roger Taylor

Henry! No! You were our new ironic style icon there for a second! Put DOWN the golf jumper! Walk AWAY from Noel Edmond's golf jumper! And let us never speak of this again Photograph: Roger Taylor

Like the preppy vampire look, Henry? Very Gatsby-meets-Angel. Not sure why you are posing outside a lime green toilet cubicle though. The green is not flattering your highlights Photograph: Roger Taylor