
Mountain Dew has mountain done it again: The beverage brand is capitalising on its suspiciously devout cult following, and producing yet another questionable beverage (remember Mountain Dew Red?) — spiked Mountain Dew.
PepsiCo has announced their plans to produce a Mountain Dew-branded malt beverage called “Hard Mtn Dew,” whichi s set to U.S. hit shelves in early 2022. Pepsi’s announcement comes just months after its rival, Coca Cola, publicised their own “Topo Chico Hard Seltzer.”
Hard Mtn Dew will be produced in collaboration with Sam Adams bewer Boston Beer, and according to the companies, will have a slight citrus flavour. The new Dew will contain 5 percent alcohol by volume, and fall into the category of “malt beverage.”
the axe body spray of booze https://t.co/RcNRPSk8ZC
— rat king (@MikeIsaac) August 10, 2021
“We know that adult drinkers’ tastes are evolving, and they are looking for new and exciting flavorful beverages,” Boston Beers Chief Executive Officer said about their innovative product, via Reuters.
Twitter was quick to compare the upcoming evolution of Mountain Dew to the very notorious — and dangerous —“Four Loko,” a short-lived a caffeinated malt beverage from the late 2000s. If you were lucky enough not to live in the United States from 2005 to 2010, it’s not like you’d remember it anyway, as it was quite literally on college campuses banned due to how often students blacked out after consuming it.
Mountain Dew Hard Seltzer trying to pretend it’s not Four Loko like pic.twitter.com/E0mlv0q6kJ
— M. Scarn (@Sc0ttst0tts) August 10, 2021
This led to the the FDA banning Four Loko completely. In 2010, FDA issues a warning about drinks that combined caffeine with alcohol, as they were a “public health concern.”
Four Loko is how you made your kids. Hard Mountain Dew is how you lose custody. pic.twitter.com/lwMReNx3J7
— 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝘽𝙞𝙞𝙉𝙀 🇵🇷 (@TURBiiNE) August 10, 2021
Others couldn’t help but notice the can’s resemblance to early 2000’s fashion line Ed Hardy.
We present to you, Hard Mountain Dew... if Ed Hardy shirts and Four Loko had a very special hug. pic.twitter.com/E22KrgWgk8
— Josh Sánchez (@joshnsanchez) August 10, 2021
Some assert they’d already beaten PepsiCo to the (spiked) punch.
Been makin’ Hard Mountain Dew forever.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) August 10, 2021
1) Dump out half a can of Dew.
2) Top with booze. Your choice.
3) Enjoy at your child’s social function, the office for an afternoon pick me up, or just chillin’ in the abandoned Family Video parking lot.
Can’t beat homemade, you guys.
But mainly, it seems people are concerned. And rightfully so.
Has Science gone too far? https://t.co/CB2uOcMfU5 pic.twitter.com/Z43FwCmIkw
— Matt Banks (@MLDBanks) August 10, 2021
What the fuck, Mountain Dew is coming out with a hard seltzer?!
— Kody Lane 🦩 (@VeryKodyLane) August 10, 2021
Hard Mountain Dew is coming. Mmmm watermelon flavor. Zero sugar in something labeled Mountain Dew makes about as much sense as an alcoholic Jolt Cola drink with no sugar. pic.twitter.com/VtRpEUyjEu
— Nathan Rodriguez (@ParagHatzNate) August 10, 2021
14 year old skater kids when they get their hands on a hard mountain dewpic.twitter.com/eHBgMFDRFt
— Uni (@UNI_VERSITIES) August 10, 2021
Hide your kids, hide your liquor cabinets.
HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU PEOPLE?????? https://t.co/aPEmKse7ru
— Tamara Long (@TamaraL73835529) August 10, 2021
Kids … be suspicious of anyone bringing Hard Mountain Dew to your house parties … pic.twitter.com/rOm8wuzYss
— teatime75 (@teatime75) August 10, 2021
2022 is going to be wild y'all! Alcoholic Mountain Dew. 9% ABV! Welcome to Four Loko on crack. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ZyOchju4jW
— Ozzy the Cheesemeister 🧀 💚💛 (@CheesemeisterOz) August 10, 2021
Gamers gon be shitfaced. https://t.co/zjK7OoOF7X
— dot hog (@dot_hog) August 10, 2021