“Mrs Robinson”, one of Simon and Garfunkel’s most iconic songs, has a line: “Hello, Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you can know.” The same line could be repurposed for Britain in 2026: “Hello Mr Robinson, Albion loves you more than you know.”
Though one suspects Tommy Robinson probably does know how popular he is, perhaps even more than the current Prime Minister, who has the approval rating of a trans therapist at an Elon Musk party.