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Hello! Are you, like, infuriated by modern jargon?

Readers of the Daily Telegraph are being invited to take part in an infuriating phrases competition. They are asked to send in 150 words of prose, packed with as many infuriating words and phrases as possible to phrases@telegraph.co.uk. Ten winners get a book. I doubt if it's restricted to Telegraph readers. So, at this moment in time, why not try your hand? (Via Daily Telegraph)

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