As a personage who recently classified herself as "responsible for nine countries, Fern", it was only a matter of time before Heather Mills was forced to sign up a new spokeslunatic, and this Comtesse Michele Elyzabeth announced on Wednesday that the outgoing Lady McCartney has banned several news outlets from even reporting on her divorce.
"Most British press is out," the poodle-toting PR explained to an American gossip column, "including the Daily Mirror and the Mail."
Mm. They totally got that memo. As for Heather, she spent the same evening making a speech to the Trinity College Dublin Philosophical Society, who were making her an honorary patron - a move entirely to their credit, following another week of crystalline reasoning from the old girl.
Explaining what draws her to billionaires, she said: "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the funds you need to bring about the greater good. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy."
Anything else?
