Heather Mills curses herself for her self-restraint

Quote of the day comes courtesy of Hello! magazine, wherein gay divorcee Heather Mills turns that forensic mind upon herself, and causes us all to wonder what might have been had she not been held back by such chronic natural reserve. "My dignifed silence has done nothing but create abuse," she observes, breaking a silence Lost in Showbiz estimates to span at least half an hour, if not three quarters of one. Whichever, Heather easily surpasses Ingrid Tarrant's previous record in this area, which in turn knocks Denise Richards's struggles with verbal incontinence back down to third place. Ladies, you have it all to play for.