Heat is on for 'Weird Crush' final

It's the final you've all been waiting for. No, not Strictly Come Dancing or The X-Factor - but Heat magazine's "Weird Crush grand final". Woo-hoo! So who are the four finalists? Top Gear's James May, Strictly Come Dancing's Anton Du Beke, Extras' Stephen Merchant - and The Wright Stuff's Matthew Wright. May's colleague Richard Hammond won a couple of years ago, but unforgivably Monkey must have missed last year's winner. Our money's on Du Beke. But can it really be true, as Monkey has read, that his real name is Tony Beak? Say it ain't so, Tony, er ... Anton.