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Hearts v Billie Piper and Celtic v the concept of strikers in the week on Twitter

It's not controversial to suggest that Ann Budge isn't everyone's favourite figure in Scottish football.

Her statements over the last few months haven't endeared the Hearts owner to everyone, but her latest adversary has come out of left field.

In this week's round-up, Budge has to contend with none other than Billie Piper.

Elsewhere, Livingston come up with a novel approach to the pandemic, Neil Lennon comes up with a novel approach to scoring goals and the Scotland Editor of The Spectator fails to read past the headline.

Here's how the last seven days of Scottish football played out on Twitter.

MONDAY

It was an unusually slow start to the week. A cynic would suggest that this would lead to people trying to create stories out of nothing.

TUESDAY

Technically, all three parts of that headline are correct. Rangers tried to sign Messi on loan in 2004, Messi does want to leave Barcelona and Alfredo Morelos' future is uncertain.

If people want to suggest I've implied anything misleading by putting those three facts together in a headline that's on them.

It might not necessarily have been the most accurate Scottish football report of the day, but you can't outdo Sky Sports on that front.

WEDNESDAY

Celtic faced Ferencvaros in the Champions League, and things were going badly off the pitch.

Not as bad, however, as they were going on it.

Ferencvaros proved strangely resistant to Scott Brown's 'Shout a lot and make faces' approach.

THURSDAY

Celtic tried to move on from their disastrous defeat with some shiny distractions.

Not all of them were successful.

At least one fan was offering a practical solution.

The club did offer an apology, but not necessarily the one fans wanted.

There was, however, some refreshing frankness from Neil Lennon.

One of Lennon's former players, meanwhile, was clearly focused on his new role.

FRIDAY

With the dust settling, the Celtic fans who include at least 26 emojis in every tweet could forget about irrelevant competitions like the Champions League and focus on calling Neil Lennon a hero again if his team beat the team sitting 12th in the 12-team Scottish Premiership.

"The badge on the front will always be bigger than the name on the back"

"Because we want to" - SPFL explaining their next decision that negatively affects Hearts.

SATURDAY

Oxford University/AstraZeneca/Robby McCrorie

One more bit of Sky Sports Sky Sportsing? Why not.

SUNDAY

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