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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Anna Pickard

Having an unfeasibly large forehead not impediment to sexual attractiveness

And bonus-browed men of the world shall rejoice, for Matt Damon has been named king above all, even though he might have a facetop like a peeled but worried boiled egg, yawning.

All hail world's sexiest man 2007, as named by People magazine. And the other 100 can be found in a minute long video here, although LiS is damned if it can place half of them, and is still rather disconcerted by Prince Harry popping up relatively early in the proceedings. Soon after George Clooney, in fact, which is just wrong on several levels.

Weirdly not showing up in the list is Richard Fleeshman, ex-star of Coronation Street, who has turned up in this week's 'teen' section of Now magazine, where they get very excited about his curly hair - which yes, to be fair, is very attractive and just the kind of thing that teens would like to read about in their teen section, and about the fact that he's newly single, which teens would most certainly be very interested indeed to hear about as it is just the kind of news teens like to find in a teen section.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot the link. Sorry - this light hearted fan-story about this teen hunk for teens can be found here: Richard Fleeshman: Line up the dirty slags.

In other news, and Las Vegas - and completely and utterly unrelated to the last story in any way, shape or form - Pamela Anderson is apparently doing her bit (with Peta) to make sure that homeless people are 'turned on to a healthier lifestyle' by working in a Thanksgiving dinner provision service for the less fortunate of America's playground, and hoping to convert them to the benefits of a nutritious non-animal-cruel lifestyle by feeding them Veggie Stuffed Turkey Roast With Wild Rice and Cranberries. Which is, we hear 'a delicious faux turkey' replacement.

Nothing to say about that, really, I just like repeating the phrase 'faux turkey', and couldn't think how else to work it into a conversation. Faux Turkey for now, folks. Sorry, 'faux'.

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