Hats off to The Sun's subs...

MPs' expense fiddles remain the major story by far, but the red-tops are somewhat distracted by the supposed marriage break-up of Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre. It gave The Sun's headline writers an opportunity to excel. Today's rhyming front page, Jordan jumper: I didn't hump her, was in the paper's best traditions. But it wasn't nearly as good as the wonderfully contrived pun inside: Sex with Jordan? No, that is out of the equestrian.