Have you ever wanted to have consequence-free sex with a celebrity, but felt scared that J-Lo would just keep hassling you for a rematch?
Help is at hand!
Why not try J-Ho, one of a range of comfortably the most tragic sex dolls ever created? Or perhaps you'd prefer a Sarah Jessica Parker "simulator", branded lovingly as Sex in the Shitty? Feeling a little too repulsed to comment further, but thanks to Radar for providing the emetic, and our beloved Jezebel for distributing it to a wider audience.
