Axed Bobby Bulloch's excruciating "jobby" admission during Hamilton vs Ross County has appeared online for supporters across the globe to hear.
The pundit is the talk of Scottish football after confessing that he was late for his second half commentary duties due to him spending the interval in the toilet.
His comments received traction online with stunned Accies diehards left aghast by the shock statement that was aired live during their pay-per view broadcast of their crunch Premiership clash with Ross County.
Lanarkshire Live Sport report Bulloch had an auspicious start to his evening as he arrived at Rangers' Ibrox next to where QTV studio run their commentary for away matches because he thought the game was in Dingwall.
Fans from across Scottish football united in laughter on Wednesday night but the man in question won't see the funny side as he was told he wouldn't be used again after his overshare.
Here's the full transcript between Bulloch and the Hamilton commentator that will be remembered until the end of time.
BB: “So sorry about the…I hadn’t pressed the button, I went away for a jobby at half-time, excuse my term of language.
“I’ve not pressed the wee button when I came back so apologies to anybody who hasn’t heard me this second half.
COMMENTATOR: "Are you speaking in rhyming vernacular there?
COMMENTATOR: “Apologies if you deem that bad language viewers.
BB: “Yeah, sorry, it was just a wee bit of poop.
“I was a wee bit late back over because I had to squeeze quite a bit.
“Sorry, I’ll just change the subject and get back to the match but I forgot to press my wee button, so I’m delighted to be back with you all.”
