The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Without a shadow of a doubt, Dave Chappelle’s Black Bush. It was hilarious but was also making deep political commentary. “Huh? Oil? Bitch, you cookin?” Still kills me today.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
The teaching standards guidebook. You think you can adhere to all of that and control a class of kids high on Haribos and Fanta? Best joke book of all time, mate.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
The Goonies. It still cracks me up now. Chunk is the funniest child actor to ever step in front of a camera.
The funniest person I know …
My mum and my sister. Proper rude, proper funny, proper mad. Huge fans of the Taliban as well.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
I was gigging during Ramadan, and told the audience I was still “marvin”. Someone said very politely: “You can have a slice of my pizza; I’ll peel the pork off for you, brother.” Made me giggle.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
My youngest son produced a poo and placed it on the table in Dixy Chicken once. HILARIOUS. His mum almost died, though.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
I dreamed that Alesha Dixon got down on one knee and asked me to marry her whilst using her Mis-Teeq MC voice.
The funniest word …
Lulli – means willy in Punjabi.
Guz Khan is on tour with Mo Amer, 28 March to 13 April; starts London
