To London's vomit-flecked Leicester Square, where Guy Ritchie surfaced briefly from the skip of obscurity last night to escort two junior members of his family to the UK premiere of Fred Claus - and to announce that after a recent clampdown, his and Madonna's is a household of festive humbuggers.
"We cancelled Christmas a few years ago," Guy informed reporters. "We stopped all the presents, and since then we've really enjoyed it."
Whether this was done in accordance with the couple's devout adherence to celebrity fake Jew cult Kabbalah we do not know, but the turn-of-the-century movie operative - director? was he? - suggests his brood do not know it's Christmas time at all. I know, not even the one they got from Africa. Isn't it just so sad? It's like two fingers to everything Bob Geldof was fighting for.
