Nothing like a bit of contraband booty to get netters to notice. Kylie Minogue's long awaited new single 2 Hearts - "leaked" online - has raced to the top of the viral video chart.
Sadly, the actual song is a bit of an average effort, a little bit Mika, a little bit Scissor Sisters, and Kylie vamps it up with blonde hair but it is not enough of anything to get people out on the dancefloor and get them bopping.
To make matters worse for the pop poppet, former Stone Roses member Ian Brown opined that she looked like a horse! How very ungallant of him!
So I'm probably going to get killed for saying this, but Britney Spear's latest effort is much more with it. She's in at number 2.
Also this week Sony ads, entertainment trailers and glowing fizzy drink.
1 Kylie Minogue's new single ' 2 Hearts'
Apparently the clip's world TV premiere was on GMTV, which is about the place for it.
2 Britney Spears - Gimme More (Official Music Video)
Britney walks into a bar and checks out the bowler-hatted pole dancer - who happens to be Britney!
Those multiplying plasticine bunnies. Ignore those unkind taunts of plagiarism and enjoy a finely crafted advert for Sony TVs.
4 Justice "D.A.N.C.E." on Jimmy Kimmel Live 10-9-07
They move, they grove, they sound funky and the lead singer looks a bit like Michael Jackson - and they are from "Paris, France".
5 How To Make Glow In The Dark Mountain Dew
Peroxide and baking soda is all it takes to luminesce your soft drink.
6 James Oddo - Get the f*** out of my office
Uptight yank chucks dummy spit after clever wind up involving Hillary Clinton plus cigar.
Standing ovation for talent show mum, or mom this being the US.
What would happen if every blog on October 15 was just about the environment? Death by boredom, probably.
This brilliant advert about beauty industry impact.
10 Rajoy explica lo que siente por España
Title says it all, really.
11 Futurama - Benders Big Score - DVD-Trailer
Back from cancellation - strictly fans only.
12 Jumper Trailer - World Premiere
Teleporting sci-fi. Decent trailer for probably a crap film.
13 User Videos - All - Today's Top Plays
Luminesce. Encore.
From Britain's Got Talent. You have seen it before.
Ghastly shouty rapping vid bereft of musical merit.
16 Justice, "D.A.N.C.E." on Jimmy Kimmel Live
That funky Parisian group again.
17 Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams
One hour and 25 minutes about how to get into making computer games.
18 Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Promo
I didn't dare watch this in case of spoilers.
19 Spot Sony Bravia "palline": full version
The original Sony "colour like no other" advert and still the best.
Exercising in front of the telly.
Source: Viral Video Chart. Compiled from data gathered at 17:00 on October 11 2007. The Weekly Viral Video Chart is currently based on a count of the embedded videos and links on approximately two million blogs.
