
Charlie Kirk didn’t invent the phrase “facts don’t care about your feelings”, but he sure does say it a lot. Amusingly, today sees him running terrified of the facts, which it turns out really don’t care about his widdle fee-fees.
The facts in question are that Donald Trump did indeed write a truly jaw-droppingly creepy message for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday book. Said message, which you’ve undoubtedly already seen, is written atop what appears to be the torso of an underage girl and teases Trump and Epstein’s “wonderful secrets”.
And now we go over to Charlie Kirk for his take on Trump’s close links to the modern era’s most notorious pedophile:
Does the below from the WSJ look like this actual signature from the President? I don’t think so at all. Fake. https://t.co/9TizVTEkMx pic.twitter.com/o4iDrmuPhh
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) September 8, 2025
Charlie, buddy, denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. That clearly is Trump’s signature. And anyway, this book has been in the possession of the Epstein estate for decades, so for it to be faked, someone would have had to do it twenty years or more ago.
This lying and spin is just ridiculous. The WSJ did an analysis of Trump’s signature on the Epstein letter compared to other examples from that era and there is no question it’s authentic. https://t.co/JYaNz6X4iU https://t.co/dGUAKKiFJh pic.twitter.com/qefkbxnQhR
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 8, 2025
For the dumdums out there, this was a bound book given to Epstein in 2003 that was part of his estate & turned over to Congress. In order to be a fake, someone would have had to create it & plant it 22 years ago when the two of them were still friends. Why would anyone do that? https://t.co/K8l6ZQActZ
— First Amendment Merch (@first_merch) September 9, 2025
Boxed into a corner
As detestable as Kirk is, he isn’t stupid. But that just makes this all the more deliciously humiliating. He knows full well that the birthday letter is real, but has been forced into this nonsensical position, as it’s the only avenue open to him to justify continuing to support Trump.
The replies, even from blue ticks, are appropriately scathing:
This is such cope. Grow a spine you coward. Stand for something
— legal (@RichPendergrass) September 8, 2025
More Catholic than anything.
— Francis (@thewrongfrank) September 9, 2025
They have now shown without a doubt that Trump could admit that he raped children and they would excuse it.
— JDB (@doll_bingaman) September 9, 2025
MAGA is sick
At this point, it’s clear that no amount of evidence could ever convince MAGA acolytes that Trump was up to his eyeballs in Epstein’s truly heinous activities. If and when the Epstein files are released, Kirk and his ilk will fall into lockstep with Trump when he inevitably dismisses them as a “Democrat hoax”.
Kirk and the MAGAsphere have hitched their wagons to Donald Trump come what may, and right now it looks like he’s going to drag them all right down to hell with him.