Do you suffer from Super Bowl Week Syndrome? This is a medically recognized malady that causes headaches and victims' eyes to glaze over from the incessant parade of media hype for the big game.
Do you suffer from Patriot Fatigue? Symptoms of this diagnosis _ prevalent to nearly epidemic levels outside of Massachusetts _ include acute irritability over the very idea of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick winning yet again.
Either way, folks, for better or worse, it'll all be over soon!
