Great tweets of our time

The Mayor:

Have spent the afternoon with TfL making sure everything is prepared for the big dump tonight if it comes.

Darryl1974:

Remember to use some Toilet Duck afterwards, old chap.

The Mayor:

For all those of you feeling mischievous when I said dump I was referring to the snow...

Mayorwatch:

I'm sure we're all too mature to think you meant anything else ;-)

Speak for yourself...