The first (and quite probably the last) in a series bringing you the latest from Graziaworld, a happy place where irony is left at the door and no snide remarks are allowed. Or possibly understood.
Following lukewarm on the heels of an article a few weeks ago, where (I paraphrase due to having filed the relevant copy in the recycling bin) Victoria Beckham made a "well-meaning" remark that the other Spice Girls might want to lose a few pounds, we now have a new incidence of La Beckhams scintiliating and entirely well-meaning humour.
Geri reacted badly to Victoria's jokey aside that she "couldn't keep a man". An insider revealed "Victoria made a passing comment about Geri ending up on the shelf if she wasn't careful"
Wouldn't you just love her as your best pal?
And finally, my favourite Grazia quote of the week - apropros of the shocking news that Zahara Jolie-Pitt-Sunshine-Saviour-Messiah's mother may be alive after all -
Angelina's brother James Haven said she would never have gone ahead with the adoption if she had known. "Angelina has a rule that she adopts children only when they are orphans."
Don't we all.
